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jasonmulgrew: This makes everything better. Everything. (A...

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 08:20:35 -0700

This makes everything better. Everything. (A Pabst Blue Ribbon commercial from 1979 starring the one and only Patrick Swayze.)

(Related: Will there either be a human being as tough and as good a dancer as Swayze? For example, it is well known that Fred Astaire was a total pussy, and Sly Stallone could never move like that. We will never see another Swayze, a perfect blend of manliness and ass-kicking and hips that just mother fucking hypnotize. RIP, you magnificent son of a bitch.)

Swayze man. Swayze.

Text from my friend, the Yankee Fan

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:07:47 -0700

Text from my friend, the Yankee Fan

Probably the only NBA basketball anyone will be playing in...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 13:09:22 -0700

Probably the only NBA basketball anyone will be playing in 2012….

Fighting Cancer and Star Wars. 2 of my favorite things!

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 21:52:02 -0700

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three...

Fri, 26 Aug 2011 07:47:00 -0700

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three years together, JustJared.com can confirm.
“The split was amicable,” sources exclusively tell JJ of the 37-year-old Yankees superstar and 31-year-old actress. “But they remain friends. They still really care for each other.”

FINALLY!!! There is a god, now I can go about my days recognizing Minka Kelly as one of the Hottest Women out there. For a period of time there (roughly three years) Minka Kelly was Dead to me. I just couldn’t bare to deal with the fact that Derek Jeter of the Yankees was taking it to Lyla Garrity. But now, NOW, there is no more of “The Captain.” Just smokin hot, Lyla Garrity with all her awesome Lady Bits being smoking hot and single.

Thus begins my quest to make her mine…

WHISKEY HOLSTER Oh hell yes. Blending perfectly with the...

Tue, 09 Aug 2011 08:30:00 -0700

WHISKEY HOLSTER

Oh hell yes. Blending perfectly with the beverage’s wild west image, the Whiskey Holster ($39) keeps your favorite bourbon right where it should be: on your belt, preferably right next to your trusty six-shooter. Made from high-quality vegetable-tanned leather, it’s the perfect size to hold a 200mL whiskey bottle, and even offers up a tiny window on the front to let your label show through. Al Swearengen would be proud.

gerti-rouge: Don’t blame us if we ever doubt you You know we...

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 21:21:00 -0700

gerti-rouge:

Don’t blame us if we ever doubt you
You know we couldn’t live without you

I can’t tell you how much I LOVE this…

Well, it was a good run Kate. Good thing I never put you in my...

Tue, 12 Jul 2011 18:07:00 -0700

Well, it was a good run Kate. Good thing I never put you in my top five.

Go Sox.

Ironically, it was being driven by a woman….

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 09:58:49 -0700

Ironically, it was being driven by a woman….

Fighting Cancer in a dress. (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:47:01 -0700

Fighting Cancer in a dress. (Taken with instagram)

Texts from my friends…

Thu, 26 May 2011 19:17:51 -0700

Texts from my friends…

Best illustration of where I work… Monsters and Army Men...

Wed, 25 May 2011 11:04:24 -0700

Best illustration of where I work…

Monsters and Army Men just effing up our Zen Garden.

I’d give anything for the Grillenium Falcon not to be far,...

Mon, 23 May 2011 20:03:53 -0700

I’d give anything for the Grillenium Falcon not to be far, far away…..

myfacewasred: michellepdx: Crazy In the Deep — Adele vs Gnarls...

Fri, 20 May 2011 12:14:54 -0700

myfacewasred:

michellepdx:

Crazy In the Deep — Adele vs Gnarls Barkley

Ugh. Hell yes.

IM Conversations At Work...

Mon, 09 May 2011 16:27:11 -0700

Boise/… I could go for onion rings and five coors lite though

Me… that sounds amazing. why stop at 5 though, that’s a waste of a six pack

Boise/… I need one for the morning to ease the hangover

Me… and that is why were friends…

Potential to get laid, up 100%

Sun, 08 May 2011 12:46:47 -0700

Potential to get laid, up 100%

Whoopsies...

Mon, 02 May 2011 20:11:29 -0700

Not that I’ve ever really been an ardent fact checker or person who’s all up on who said what, but I just felt this was kind of funny/ironic and well…. awesome.

Copy and Paste and ye shall be rewarded in the land of internets. Pretty sure Gandhi said that bad boy.

Read Below the pic…

http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/02/misattributed-quote-of-the-day/#disqus_thread

Misattributed Quote of the Day: “I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy.”

You’ve undoubtedly seen this quote somewhere online today, most likely attributed to Martin Luther King, Jr. It’s both pensive and timely; certainly looks like something a nonviolent activist such as King would say.

Unfortunately, he didn’t. And neither did anyone else before today, when the originator of the quote took to Twitter and decided to pretend to quote King.

“What do you get out of saying something pithy, and getting no credit for it?,”asks The Atlantic‘s Megan McArdle. “Perhaps they only wanted to say this thing, and knew that no one would pay attention unless it came from someone else,” she posits. “Or, perhaps they are getting a gargantuan kick out of seeing people repeat their lie ad infinitum.”

As Abraham Lincoln once said: “On the Internet, nobody knows you’re not quoting Martin Luther King, Jr.”

[theatlantic / photo: wikimedia.]

Incorrect source or offensive?

jasonmulgrew: octopuspatronus: Well that speech was shorter...

Sun, 01 May 2011 22:02:48 -0700

jasonmulgrew:

octopuspatronus:

Well that speech was shorter than I thought…

AMAZING.

thatisnomoon: Victorian Star Wars portraits by Greg Pelz. This...

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:47:00 -0700

thatisnomoon:

Victorian Star Wars portraits by Greg Pelz.

This makes me happy and not JUST because Leia is making my signature photo face.

I love Star Wars. I love cool shit like this. Seemed an appropriate re-blog.

I’m not sure how this happened… But I’m...

Mon, 25 Apr 2011 10:58:10 -0700

I’m not sure how this happened…

But I’m pretty sure it’s a bad sign.