SarcasmAsAWeapon

Text from my friend, the Yankee Fan

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three years together, JustJared.com can confirm.
“The split was amicable,” sources exclusively tell JJ of the 37-year-old Yankees superstar and 31-year-old actress. “But they remain friends. They still really care for each other.”

FINALLY!!! There is a god, now I can go about my days recognizing Minka Kelly as one of the Hottest Women out there. For a period of time there (roughly three years) Minka Kelly was Dead to me. I just couldn’t bare to deal with the fact that Derek Jeter of the Yankees was taking it to Lyla Garrity. But now, NOW, there is no more of “The Captain.” Just smokin hot, Lyla Garrity with all her awesome Lady Bits being smoking hot and single. 

Thus begins my quest to make her mine… 

WHISKEY HOLSTER

Oh hell yes. Blending perfectly with the beverage’s wild west image, the Whiskey Holster ($39) keeps your favorite bourbon right where it should be: on your belt, preferably right next to your trusty six-shooter. Made from high-quality vegetable-tanned leather, it’s the perfect size to hold a 200mL whiskey bottle, and even offers up a tiny window on the front to let your label show through. Al Swearengen would be proud.

gerti-rouge:

Don’t blame us if we ever doubt you
You know we couldn’t live without you

(via loveandbaseball)

Well, it was a good run Kate. Good thing I never put you in my top five. 

Go Sox. 

Ironically, it was being driven by a woman….

Fighting Cancer in a dress. (Taken with instagram)

Texts from my friends…

Best illustration of where I work…

Monsters and Army Men just effing up our Zen Garden.

I’d give anything for the Grillenium Falcon not to be far, far away…..